Wednesday, October 29, 2008

My "Hip" Blog

On Monday, November 3, at 7:30 a.m., they're going to insert a metal ball and stem into my femur bone, carve an artificial plastic socket into my hip bone, then snap the metal ball into the artificial socket.

Translation: I’m getting a hip replaced.

The pain in my hip is pretty bad, and if untreated, will only get worse. But I’m absolutely amazed – and grateful – that I live in an age where they know how to scoop out worn body parts, throw them away, and replace them!

As I understand it, for several weeks I won’t be able to bend over, twist around, cross my legs, lift heavy objects, climb a lot of stairs, walk very far, or drive a car. But none of that should interfere with my ability to sit in front of my personal computer and post to the internet. So, I’ll try to post regularly during my recovery period. My next post will probably be around November 7 or 8, when I’m out of the hospital.

One of my favorite bumper stickers is, “It’s the 21st century...Where’s my flying car?” Thanks to the miracle of modern medical technology, I feel that on November 3 I’ll finally be getting my flying car!

More to come…